ME, MYSELF AND I
FIRST DRAFT
DATE 9/2/15
WRITTEN
BY
RYAN SIGGERS
STARRING RYAN SIGGERS x4
INT. COMPUTER ROOM
Sitting in a computer room alone (RYAN 1) sits typing away. To show the gradual passing of time a clock spins (TIME LAPSE), as time goes on (RYAN 1) gets tired-er and tired-er and eventually falls asleep. Whilst lying in the chair asleep a figure walks behind (RYAN 1) and taps HIM on the shoulder, (RYAN 1) turns around and looks up to find its another (RYAN 2) looking down drinking from a bottle called (Product Placement).
RYAN 1
"Who the hell are you?"
RYAN 2
"I am you, well more specifically social you"
(RYAN 1) Has a flashback featuring snippets of video and pictures of social (RYAN 2)
RYAN 1
"OH GREAT I have finally gone insane and who pops up just what I need another me not least a social one what are you doing here then shouldn’t you be out being (Bunny finger ears) social or something"
RYAN 2
"I would love to be but recently I have been talking to some people about you well more specifically us"
RYAN 1
"Oh yeah and who are they then"
A door opens and RYAN 3 pops his head in the door and walks in the room
RYAN 3
"Hope I’m not late tickets where not going to order themselves"
RYAN 1
"Wait what, if I am me and he is social me who the hell are you and what Tickets"
RYAN 3
"Oh sorry I should probably introduce myself I am Fan Boy you (Pulls out a small portable fan cue
Flashback to stuff I am a fan off) I am the side of you that watches, listens and buys things you’re a fan of for example guess who just got wrestling tickets for next month
RYAN 3 blows portable fan in face RYAN 1 (Nodding smiling) replies with Cool fan gets taken away)
RYAN 1
"Cool. Can I Go?"
RYAN 2 hits Ryan 1 over the head
RYAN 2
"Focus! You are going you idiot listen up you’re the full package me and him are just 2 of the many sides of your life/personality that make up you as a person"
"Recently there has been a problem though one of your most important personality traits has gone missing your creativity"
RYAN 1
"Oh shit"
RYAN 2
"See right there that is not a very creative response"
RYAN 1
"What are you talking about shit is all our favourite word"
RYAN 3
"He is right you know it is"
DOOR KNOCKS! (RYAN 2) goes to open it
RYAN 2
"Who could that be?"
(RYAN 2) opens door and (RYAN 4) or (ACTION RYAN) dressed like a soldier or a Terminator
ALTERNATIVELY a personality trait or part of my life that doesn’t exist appears
RYAN 4
"What’s up guys I’m Back"
RYAN 3
"First of all you’re not back you were never here to begin with and since this short student film does not have the budget to accommodate such a personality you can FUCK OFF"
CORRIDOR SHOT
RYAN 3 Sticks his fingers up at RYAN 4 who is walking away down the corridor and locks the door
ALTERNATIVELY "First of all you’re not back in fact you have never existed in the first place so you technically have no place here so you can FUCK OFF"
RYAN 3 Sticks his fingers up at RYAN 4 who is walking away down the corridor and locks the door
RYAN 2
"Let’s get straight to the point we have seemed to go of topic quite a bit we just want to check to see if
you really are lacking in your creativity"
Turns to RYAN 3
"Are you thinking what I am thinking?"
RYAN 3
"I think I am thinking what you think I’m thinking"
RYAN 2/RYAN 3
Both look at each other
"Personality test"
FINISH OF HERE
RYAN 1 wakes up to find it was all a dream and it can be seen on the computer screen he was working on an unfinished script for Me Myself and I starring RYAN SIGGERS x4 he shuts down the computer goes to leave closing the door behind him thus ending the film.
RYAN 1
For fan boy show DVD collection to show being fan of films and wrestling and stuff
I think I am thinking what you think I’m thinking
WE JUST WANT TO HELP AND DO A PYSCRICATRIC EVALUATION OF PERSONALITY TEST OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT
THAT CAME OUT WEIRD DIDN’T IT
BASICALLY A FEW OF MY MANY PERSONALITIES/ASPECTS OF MY JOIN
TOGETHER TO GIVE ME THE INSPIRATION/IDEA FOR THE ME MYSELF
AND I FILM THAT PEOPLE WILL BE WATCHING
